So, why do men love women?

1.Men love women because they walk down the street erect, always looking straight ahead, never turning round to say thanks or return the smile or compliment we make when they pass by.

2.Because they don’t complain about the sacrifices they make for the sake of the ideal of beauty, facing up to waxers, Botox injections and menacing machines in gyms.

3.Because if they want to know something about their own appearance, they ask other women and don’t bother us with this type of question.

4.Because they feel compassion, and say "I love you" precisely when they are beginning to love us less, to make up for what we can feel and notice.

5.Because they have their own ways of solving problems, which we never understand, and that makes us mad.

6.Because they prefer to eat salads. 7.Because they write love stories. 8.Because they draw and paint their faces with the same concentration as Michelangelo working on the Sistine Chapel. 9.Because they don't waste hours thinking about how they are going to approach the pretty young man who has just come on the bus.